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cpuzone
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Posted - Feb 05 2010 :  5:50:42 PM  Show Profile  Visit cpuzone's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.


The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'


'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'


The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'



'About a gallon'

I learned today that I have not won the lottery... yet.

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cs_tiffany87
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Posted - Feb 05 2010 :  11:59:48 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
Not Funny to me, Liberals are always harrased have you ever watched Fox news, those people are crazy. That is pretty much what they think too.


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Justatruckin
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Posted - Feb 06 2010 :  11:35:38 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
Yep Zone, that bunch would make a great weiner roast, lol


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tiger5462
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Posted - Feb 06 2010 :  4:50:33 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
lol very Funny!!!!!


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pathfinder30125
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Posted - Feb 06 2010 :  7:23:34 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
I do believe this was a joke cs_tiffany87
You need to get a sense of humor.

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Originally posted by cs_tiffany87

Not Funny to me, Liberals are always harrased have you ever watched Fox news, those people are crazy. That is pretty much what they think too.





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oreilly
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Posted - Feb 13 2010 :  1:13:26 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
I wonder why Fox is down on liberals?


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oreilly
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Posted - Feb 13 2010 :  5:57:15 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
I'll bet no one can find anything that Fox's Charles Krauthammer has ever said that wasn't true! Not even his Mama....well maybe his Mama...but that's all!


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littlelady
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Posted - Feb 14 2010 :  12:37:08 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
i'll would gladly do my part for the roast!!!


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Cricket
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Posted - Feb 15 2010 :  8:21:26 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
Where can I donate?


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cs_tiffany87
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Posted - Mar 22 2010 :  7:49:01 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
I have a sense of humor, I just didn't find that funny.


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Justatruckin
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Posted - Mar 23 2010 :  10:04:16 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Alert Moderator
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I have a sense of humor, I just didn't find that funny.

They would be doing America a big favor, lol , bring it on, lol



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